#!/bin/bash
let upSeconds="$(/usr/bin/cut -d. -f1 /proc/uptime)"
let secs=$((${upSeconds}%60))
let mins=$((${upSeconds}/60%60))
let hours=$((${upSeconds}/3600%24))
let days=$((${upSeconds}/86400))
UPTIME=`printf "%d days, %02dh%02dm%02ds" "$days" "$hours" "$mins" "$secs"`

# get the load averages
read one five fifteen rest < /proc/loadavg

echo "$(tput setaf 2)

▄ ▄   ██   █▄▄▄▄ ▄███▄   ▄▄▄▄▄▄   ▄▄▄▄▄ ████▄ ▄███▄   
 █   █  █ █  █  ▄▀ █▀   ▀ ▀   ▄▄▀ ▄▀  █   █   █ █▀   ▀  
█ ▄   █ █▄▄█ █▀▀▌  ██▄▄    ▄▀▀   ▄▀   █   █   █ ██▄▄    
█  █  █ █  █ █  █  █▄   ▄▀ ▀▀▀▀▀▀  ▄ █    ▀████ █▄   ▄▀ 
 █ █ █     █   █   ▀███▀            ▀           ▀███▀   
  ▀ ▀     █   ▀                                         


`date +"%A, %e %B %Y, %r"`
`uname -srmo`
$(tput sgr0)- Uptime.............: ${UPTIME}
$(tput sgr0)- Memory.............: `free | grep Mem | awk '{print $3/1024}'` MB (Used) / `cat /proc/meminfo | grep MemTotal | awk {'print $2/1024'}` MB (Total)
$(tput sgr0)- Load Averages......: ${one}, ${five}, ${fifteen} (1, 5, 15 min)
$(tput sgr0)- Running Processes..: `ps ax | wc -l | tr -d " "`
$(tput sgr0)- IP Addresses.......: `hostname -I | /usr/bin/cut -d " " -f 1` and `wget -q -O - http://icanhazip.com/ | tail`
$(tput sgr0)"